After years, perhaps even decades of failed diets, frustration, and yo-yo weight changes…
Do you remember the times where nothing fitted, when you had a wardrobe full of “college clothes?”
Think of the occasions where you found someone attractive, but they just didn’t see you that way?… partly because of your weight…
[box]“Do not judge a book by its cover”
“Its what is on the inside that counts”[/box]
Whilst these are wise phrases, how many people follow them?
What percentage of the population are “wise?”
How many of these wise people can override their instincts and biology and ignore the hot body in favor of a great mind hidden in a flabby body?
What about the job interviews where other applicants look sensational in their well fitting clothes? Even if you are better qualified, you know that you are at a disadvantage.
What about the times when you are perspiring heavily and it is starting to show… When others are as fresh as a spring morning.
What about the dizzy spells or palpitations after doing something strenuous like… Getting up off the couch…
So you have a problem…
(Or know someone who has, if you love them then share this post with them).
You have tried different diets and weight loss exercises…
You have tried complicated hard to follow diets and fitness regimes that make you feel ravenous, hungry, and sore all over. Talk about adding injury to insult!
You might have gone through stages of denial:
- “Love me for who I am not what I look like”.
- “People of all sizes have equal rights and opportunities”.
- “some people prefer an oversize lover”.
- “There is more of me to cuddle”.
Stages of resentment:
- “Those stick insect supermodels are all anorexic”.
- “I am sick of seeing those damn washboard abs, put them away.”.
- “So, you have thin genes, you just got lucky”.
Stages of renewed positivity:
- “This new XYZ diet has worked for ABC celebrity it must be great”.
- “These wonder pills are completely new, the problem of obesity has been solved”.
- “This new contraption literally melts the fat away even when I am lying on the couch watching TV!”
Back to disappointment and acceptance again:
- “I have a slow metabolism its hard for me”.
- “I enjoy food too much!”
- “Everyone puts on weight as they get older”.
- “If God wanted me to be thin then I would be thin”.
Now, I am ready to pull back the curtain on 2 fat loss techniques that have been around for a long time… Right under your nose!
This information consists of 2 exercises that anyone can do:
… From small children…
… To the elderly…
… To people with a bad back…
… Or almost any disease!…
… Even bed ridden people could use this technique with a little help from a family member, or a caring neighbor!…
… These 2 exercises will ensure that you lose weight…
… Even if someone else does them for you!
Too good to be true?
These 2 exercises are probably at least 50 years old, one of them is as old as life itself!
Sadly, the 2 techniques have been almost completely forgotten about in the modern world!
Are you ready?
I am not…
Here is some more build up…
(I know that you love plenty of build up and teasers in your weight loss articles).
These 2 techniques work for everyone, in every situation imaginable.
In fact no-one has ever failed to lose weight, become healthy, more vital, sexy, enthusiastic and full of energy after following these 2 exercises.
These exercises can be done in just an hour or 2 a week, and you will start to feel the benefits within the first 24 hours!
[box]I expect you are wondering where the catch is?
How much will this weight loss secret cost you?[/box]
Is there an email opt in?
Why am I sharing this?
Cos I am awesome that’s why….
Don’t thank me later, don’t thank me now. I do not need any thanks from anyone. I just want to spread the love and share these 2 amazing weight loss exercises.
Are you ready to see what they are yet?
Here you go…
Get ready to change your life and the life of everyone around you. Once you get started on these 2 exercises you will wonder what took you so long.
Get ready for a FOREHEAD PALM…
(That is a face palm AND a forehead slap combo)
Because what I am going to reveal to you is so simple, so obvious, so easy to follow…
You will wonder why you have been making things so hard for yourself all these years…
You will wonder why EVERYONE is not following these 2 simple fat loss techniques…
These techniques involve very little effort, in fact you will probably not even break a sweat!
Ready for me to “pull back the Kimono” on the long lost secrets that will turn your life around if followed?
That is good, because I am growing weary of the hype, even in my own words… LOL
Here are the 2 exercises guaranteed to work, and the weight will come off easily:
- Stroll into your kitchen and put all of your processed foods into a plastic bag and then give them away.
- Stroll into the supermarket and only buy healthy nutritious whole foods, focusing on fresh vegetables and meat.
Both exercises are perfect for anyone with any kind of health issues including back problems. The solution is really that simple.
Disappointed that is was too easy? Too obvious?
Would you prefer a 100 step plan? Traffic light food lists? Complex calculations, measuring and record keeping?
Maybe you are addicted to the weight loss drama?
Why not just eat healthy food only and see how you go for a while?